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Elliot Caplin was an American comic strip writer best known as the co-creator of The Heart of Juliet Jones. His name is sometimes spelled with an extra letter: Elliott A. Caplin. He was the younger brother of Al Capp, creator of Li'l Abner.
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Kaimuki High School is a comprehensive four-year, co-educational high school accredited by the Western Association of Schools and Colleges (WASC). The school is located in Honolulu, Hawaiʻi, United States, and falls under the jurisdiction of the Hawaii Department of Education. It is bordered by the Manoa-Palolo Drainage Canal, Kapiolani Boulevard, Kaimuki Avenue, Crane Park and Date Street. It is, as its alma mater states, in view of Diamond Head. The campus boasts the sculpture Pueo (owl) by Charles W. Watson.
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Victor Hugo Blanc was a Democratic lawyer and politician from Philadelphia.
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Collectible Spoons is a greatest hits collection by the Canadian new wave band Spoons. It includes material from their first four albums on Ready Records, but ignores the next two albums, Bridges Over Borders and Vertigo Tango on Anthem Records. This CD is now out-of-print.
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