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{"fact":"The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.","length":94}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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