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{"type":"standard","title":"Nicobar Islands","displaytitle":"Nicobar Islands","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q157286","titles":{"canonical":"Nicobar_Islands","normalized":"Nicobar Islands","display":"Nicobar Islands"},"pageid":555791,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Nicobar_Islands.PNG/330px-Nicobar_Islands.PNG","width":320,"height":219},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/Nicobar_Islands.PNG","width":771,"height":527},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279225330","tid":"f4b883c5-fb21-11ef-bc05-4af69678386e","timestamp":"2025-03-07T07:01:13Z","description":"Island group in the Indian Ocean","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":7.08333333,"lon":93.8},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicobar_Islands","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicobar_Islands?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicobar_Islands?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nicobar_Islands"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicobar_Islands","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Nicobar_Islands","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicobar_Islands?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nicobar_Islands"}},"extract":"The Nicobar Islands are an archipelagic island chain in the eastern Indian Ocean. They are located in Southeast Asia, 150 kilometres (93 mi) northwest of Aceh on Sumatra, and separated from Thailand to the east by the Andaman Sea. Located 1,300 kilometres (810 mi) southeast of the Indian subcontinent, across the Bay of Bengal, they are part of India, as the Nicobar district within the union territory of the Andaman and Nicobar Islands. Together with the Andaman Islands to their north, the Nicobar Islands serve as a maritime boundary between the Bay of Bengal to the west and the Andaman Sea to the east.","extract_html":"
The Nicobar Islands are an archipelagic island chain in the eastern Indian Ocean. They are located in Southeast Asia, 150 kilometres (93 mi) northwest of Aceh on Sumatra, and separated from Thailand to the east by the Andaman Sea. Located 1,300 kilometres (810 mi) southeast of the Indian subcontinent, across the Bay of Bengal, they are part of India, as the Nicobar district within the union territory of the Andaman and Nicobar Islands. Together with the Andaman Islands to their north, the Nicobar Islands serve as a maritime boundary between the Bay of Bengal to the west and the Andaman Sea to the east.
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{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
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{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}
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{"fact":"Polydactyl cats (a cat with 1-2 extra toes on their paws) have this as a result of a genetic mutation. These cats are also referred to as 'Hemingway cats' because writer Ernest Hemingway reportedly owned dozens of them at his home in Key West, Florida.","length":252}
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{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}