{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
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{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
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{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
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